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Jokes, Jokes, and more Jokes for you, my people...

Those were the difficult days for Immigration officers to select bright farm hands around Delhi,and Banta singh and santa singh were interviewed with intricate questions individually.

Immigration officer:...Mr Banta singh if I hit you on your right eye what will happen,(expecting a tooth for a tooth reaction).

Banta singh:...Sir,I will be blind in one eye.

I.O...:Mr Banta singh if I hit you on the left eye what will happen

. Banta singh..: I will be blind in left eye Sir.

I.O..: o.k you can go.

Banta singh came out happy that he has handled the questions well,and santa was eager to know the pattern of Interview,and Banta singh explained to him in detail.Now the turn of Santa singh.

I.O..:so Mr santa singh what will happen if I cut off your left ear. Santa singh..:Sir I will be blind in left eye.

I.O:.. Mr santa singh if I cut off your Right ear what will happen.

Santa singh..: I will be totally Blind Sir.

I.O:.. But Mr singh if I cut of your ears why should you go Blind.

Santa singh..:Because sir when you cut my left ear my Turban will slip over and cover my left eye and Hamper my vision and render me blind in left eye, and when you cut of my right ear the turban will slip all aver and cover my eyes and I will be blind.

Here is an oldie but a goodie...kind of religiously offensive but bear with me...

A young priest is nervous on the day of his first sermon which is the culmination of all that he has learned in the priesthood so far. He asks the older experienced priest what he did those number of years ago on the day of his first sermon to take the edge off his nervousness. "Well, my son, what I did was I mixed in a little vodka with the holy water and sort of spiked the water. When I drank it it took the edge off just a bit."

Feeling that this was sound advice, the young priest mixed in the little bit of vodka that he was able to get into the holy water. Seeing that the clock on the wall was now at less than a minute, he opened the doors and let his parishoners and congregation come into the church and get seats for the sermon.

After the sermon, feeling as if he had done a good job of it, the young priest went up to the old priest and asked how it was from a critical standpoint. "Well, my son, it was definitely good...but there are a few things you need to know:

1. David slew Goliath. He did not kick the s*** out of him.

2. We do not refer to the cross as 'The big T'.

3. There are 12 apostles, not 10, and there are 10 commandments, not 12.

4. We do not refer to Jesus and the Apostles as 'JC and the boys'.

5. We do not refer to the father, the son and the holy ghost as Big Daddy, Junior and the spook.

6. Moses did not start out with 15 commandments and drop and break a tablet to make 10.

7. Jesus never owned an automobile so saying that he would drive a Viper wherever he went is not true.

8. Beavis and Butt-Head is not the way to describe Moses and God.

9. When Jesus died on the cross, no one yelled out 'Oh my god, they killed Jesus'.

10. No where in the Bible is there a mention of Kenny."